Prediction #5: Survivor Richard Hatch and Someone in the Big House

Another no-brainer prediction. Richard Hatch, the naked Survivor, is bound to find his soul mate soon, now that he’s gone to prison for failing to pay taxes on his $1 million dollar win on the show.

Hatch would prefer to serve his sentence near family in Rhode Island or in Florida, said his lawyer, Michael Minns. "He should be in a camp," said Hatch's attorney, Michael Minns. "The camps are the most comfortable of the uncomfortable. They are still jails, but they get to see the sky and be outside. It's bad for Richard, who is an outdoor person."

Key bit of information there! Richard is an outdoor person! That means only the burliest of burly should apply? Grizzly Adams, where art thou?

The gift I’m giving if he finds a love match in prison: This book. Hopefully he’ll learn from his mistake -- and from this book -- so that he can stay out of prison and live happily ever after with his open-air spouse.

‘Survivor’ winner Richard Hatch sent to Oklahoma prison [Boston Globe]

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   RinaMay said:

   You can be sure that Richard will be dropping the soap as often as he can in the prison communal shower!!

   Posted at 04:29 PM, on July 31 2006

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