Anna Nicole Smith Married To Her Attorney, Howard K. Stern??

Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, [yesterday] morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas.

Top 5 reasons why this cannot be true:
5. Because her son just died LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO!!!
4. Because Anna Nicole never mixes business and pleasure. Think the old dude -- that was ALL business!
3. Because the DNA test hasn’t yet confirmed who the father of her newborn daughter is, and I’m sure that matters to someone like A.N.
2. Because it’s just too damn creepy, with all the drama of #5 and #3.
1. And the number 1 reason why this can’t be true… Because Howard K. Stern didn’t marry the other mother of his child!

The gift I’m giving them if they truly did get married: One of these. Actually, two of them. They’re both going to need all the luck they can get.

Anna Nicole Marries Her Lawyer! [Perez Hilton]

TAGS: Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K Stern, Married
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