Drew Barrymore and Bruce Willis -- NOT Engaged and NOT a Prediction

This is not an engagement announcement.
This is not a prediction.

What is it then, you ask?

It’s simply an EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Bruce Willis and Drew Barrymore were MAKING OUT!!!!
(I feel like I’m 13 years old again, suddenly.)

I happen to love Drew.
I happen to love Bruce.
I happen to not love them TOGETHER! Not at all.

She’s 31.
He’s 51.
No biggie -- Bruce’s ex-wife, Demi Moore, hooked it up and married boyish boy Ashton Kutcher -- but for some reason this feels different. And icky. At least to me. I hope it was a drunken smooch and a giggle about it afterwards.

The gift I’m giving them: Are you kidding me??? If they get married, they’ll have to buy ME a gift!

Drew’s Never Been Kissed…By Bruce Willis…Up Until Last Night [popsugar]

TAGS: Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Drew Barrymore
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