Home Improvement: Tim Allen Got Married

Tim Allen won’t be enjoying his bachelor pad anymore. The Tool Man got married for the second time. This marriage was to Jane Hajduk (gezundheit!) with whom he starred in the kids action movie Zoom.

Tim Allen wed in a private ceremony on Saturday in the village of Grand Lake, Colorado to actress Jane Hajduk. The small, intimate gathering was attended by family members only.

Now if only Jane can keep Tim off the nasty cocaines, she’s a keeper. Or is the drug problem old news? I doubt it. Once you go crack, yada yada yada.

The gift I’m giving them: This. I think it’s important that it has a lid. Because if Tim’s still doing the smack, and Jane’s achooing all over the place (oh come on, her last name sounds EXACTLY like my aunt’s sneeze!), a cover is required. Why was this so difficult to figure out?

Tim Allen Marries [ETonline]

TAGS: Jane Hajduk, Married, Tim Allen
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