Katie Holmes -- or Tom Cruise -- Wedding Dress

There’s such a big hoopla about what Katie Holmes will be wearing on her wedding day, and I just realized: Who cares? It’s going to be white. It’s going to be long. There’s probably going to be a veil and a train. But not EVERYONE is going to like it -- that’s a fact.

So why don’t we focus on what Tom Cruise is going to wear instead? You’re thinking, “But that’s so easy. It’s going to be a black tux. Woopdeedoo!” Well, how about twisting it up a bit.

How about if Tom wears this?
Tom would look so puuuurdy!

Or this?
He has the boobs to pull it off!

Or what about this?
He strikes me as the type to love the Victorian thang.

Isn’t this way more fun?

The gift I’ll give him if he wears one of the ones I’ve selected: The bouquet. And I’ll even throw in the preserving.

TAGS: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Tomkat, Wedding Dress
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