Lara Flynn Boyle Got Married!

The skinny-minny went and did it. She got married. Lara Flynn Boyle got herself hitched in Texas.

The 36-year-old actress recently married Donald Ray Thomas in San Antonio, publicist Karynne Tencer said Wednesday. No details were released.

Well, if “no details were released” how are we supposed to joke about it, huh? And joking about the fact that they both have 3 names is too easy.

And what the heck happened to Jack Nicholson? Answer me that, publicist Tencer! Inquiring minds NEED to know. Sheesh!

The gift I’m giving them: Well, I don’t know what Donald Ray Thomas’ weight issue is -- if any -- but since we know about Lara… I’m giving them this. Lots of it. And not the light stuff, either.

Lara Flynn Boyle quietly gets married in San Antonio [Houston Chronicle]

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