NeilPuck Asks a Question

A lovely gentleman -- Neilpuck -- has asked a question in response to this.

His question:

What's the sure fire way to get a single bridesmaid to accompany me to the coat room for some tulle rustling fun?

And (drum roll please) my response is:

Lots and lots of champagne, my dear.

But really, if you’re a charmer (which I’ve no doubt you are) and if the SB (single bridesmaid) is open to such no-strings tickles and teases, then your overwhelming charisma should do the trick.

However, if the SB is looking for a Relationship (yes, that required a capital R) so that she can be the next one to walk down the aisle, then you’re SOL, Mr. Puck.

A third possibility is that the Relationship-seeking SB, given enough champagne, won’t care about the big R and will just be in search of the big O.

It’s all a crap-shoot is what I’m saying. Good luck and let us know how it went!

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   RINAMAY said:

   Ummmm.....interesting that 'Neil' knows about such things as 'tulle'....of course, there are several types of, er, ummmm, 'tulles'......and several types of rustling as well......cattle rustling, for example. I'm just saying, is all.

   Posted at 02:43 PM, on May 5 2007

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   Neilpuck said:

   Well, I'm more expert with Tools, than tulles. Tulle Rustling and Tongue wrestling?

   Posted at 02:09 PM, on May 6 2007

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   RINAMAY said:

   So, can I ‘wrench’ the ‘screw driver’, ‘hammer’ (hammer? I barely knew ‘er!) and ‘plunger’ away from Neil ‘ long enough’ to say how happy I am that he’s more familiar with tools, (carpentry of course), and less with tulles? Not that there’s anything wrong with a good tulle rustling, every so often. But those single Bridesmaid's may enjoy a nail gun, more than a tulle rustle, I figure :-)

   Posted at 08:25 PM, on May 6 2007

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