No Wedding? Brangelina Won’t Be Brangelina?

Say whaaaaat? Say it ain’t so! Please!

Angelina Jolie has apparently told Brad Pitt that she doesn't have any plans to marry him. He has begged her ass to please marry him, but she just gives him the hand.

This is unacceptable. I’ve gotten an outfit to wear to the wedding, whenever it may be. I had high hopes of it being at George Clooney’s villa in Italy so I could shmooze with him. In addition to the Brangelina baby gift, I got them a wedding gift. And now I hear this? Unacceptable, I say. I have too much invested in it.

It seems that Angelina is wary of marriage because her first two didn’t work out. Well, honey, haven’t you heard? Third time’s the charm. Now say ‘yes’ and get on with it, y’hear?

Brangelina to Never Marry! [Dlisted]

TAGS: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Wedding
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