Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Will Marry Four Times

You read that right. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (a.k.a. Bob Ritchie) are getting married four -- yes, FOUR -- times.

Once in St. Tropez, France. Reportedly tomorrow.
Then again in Malibu, California. They both better be wearing shoes.
And again in Detroit, Michigan. Why, I don’t know.
And finally in Nashville, Tennessee. I don’t know why there either.

I don’t know why there’s no fifth time in B.C., Canada, where she’s from.

Anyway, four times is good. Maybe one of them will stick. But the real question is, if it doesn’t work out, will they have to get divorced four times too?

The gift that I’m giving them: Some music. Get it? I crack myself up sometimes.

Anderson, Kid Rock to Wed Numerous Times [MSN News]

TAGS: Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Wedding
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