Prediction #8: Michael Richards (aka Kramer) and O.J. Simpson

You thought Michael Richards was funny, didn’t you? So did I. Well, he was funny as Kramer on Seinfeld, but Michael Richards -- the “man” -- isn’t quite so hilarious.

You must have heard about this tirade. Yeah, he apologized. So what? He said it. It’s out there.

So, my prediction is that he will (well, should) hook up with O.J. Simpson. Two bad apples who deserve each other. (What? You don’t know about the O.J. Simpson book and TV story, "If I Did It" ? Here you go for that! Yeah, they’re both cancelled but, again, so what? He did it. It’s out there.)

Not only would Michael Richards’ hookup with O.J. Simpson be revenge against his racist ways, it would also be a pre-emptive defense on his, no doubt, homophobic beliefs. I’m just guessing on that, but so be it.

I predict (hope) this hookup happens. Giddyup!

Oh. And as far as gifts are concerned: No soup for you!

Credits [SFGate.com, National Post, FOX News]

TAGS: If I Did It, Kramer, Michael Richards, Oj Simspon
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