The Uterine Rumor Mill

Rumor #1: Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her 3rd. Looks like it. Could be. [Yawn.]

Rumor #2: Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first (her other two are adopted). Maybe. Whatever.

Rumor #3: Cover your couches, everyone. Tom Cruise wants another baby, and soon. All together now: “NOOOOOOOO! Please no!”

"Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right away," said the unnamed source. "Before Suri's birth they talked about having two or three kids - and they don't want to wait."

Sweet Sundae Scientology, I can’t go through another TomKat Birthwatch. I just can’t. I’m going to need a surrogate. Submissions now being accepted. Fans of Mission Impossible 3 need not apply.

TomKitten sequel planned [Confetti]

TAGS: Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Pregnant, Reese Witherspoon, Tom Cruise, Tomkat
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