Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Wait

So Tom Cruise says marriage can wait but what does Katie Holmes say? And what will their little TomKat kitten say when he or she finally pops out? Huh? I’m illegitimate?

Tom’s in Germany plugging Mission Impossible III.
Katie’s somewhere getting a bigger belly every minute.
And their wedding plans …are nowhere.

"First the baby, then the film," he was quoted as saying. "Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away."

“I won’t let this woman get away?” Uhhh, how about marrying her? Or, better yet, join the Free Katie group and let the lady go?

The gift I’m giving Tom if he marries Katie: A dozen movie deals so that he’ll give her some space.
The gift I’m giving Tom if he frees Katie: My eternal gratitude. And a couch for him to jump on.

Tom Cruise Says Marriage Can Wait [ABC News]

TAGS: Engaged, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Tomkat
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