Who ELSE got married in OUR wedding year?

The past 12 months have been filled with plenty of A-list celebrities saying, "I do."

Excuuuuuuuse me?! You and I are A-list too. Maybe we’re not celebrities, but who wants their life splattered on tabloids anyway?

Mogul and reality star Donald [Trump], 58, and his model wife Melania, 34, tied the knot on January 22.

One question: Who did his hair for the wedding?

Everyone from Howard Stern to Alec Baldwin attended the nuptials of legendary rocker Billy Joel, 55, and his 23-year-old bride Katie Lee.

One question: Who wants that much guest hair?

Notice how I’m not commenting on the age difference in both cases? There’s too much to say, and there’s nothing to say.

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