Wilmer Valderrama Is NOT Marrying ANY Of These Women! EVER.

Oh my God, what a putz this Wilmer Valderrama is.

Wilmer Valderrama, Latin lover extraordinaire and all around classy guy, has decided to kiss and tell about having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore.

Valderrama revealed that he "snatched" Moore's virginity and that sleeping with her was "really good," but not like "warm apple pie."

He claims his luck with the ladies comes from his Latin accent and being "blessed" with an eight-inch manly endowment.

Eight inches of craptitude too.

The gift I’m giving Wilmer if he’ll just shut up FOREVER: This. Because I think he’s lying about at least one thing.

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TAGS: Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Wilmer Valderrama
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